Hello. My name is Mali. I take my role at LIFE Solutions and Counselling very seriously.

My responsibilities include (but are not limited to):

Conducting daily wellness inspections (via face licks and tail thwaps)
Monitoring client snack consumption (for quality control purposes only, I swear)
Enforcing mandatory cuddle breaks
Supervising the vibe (excellent, always)

I have undergone extensive professional development in Sitting Politely, Being Very Soft, and Regulating Overexcitement (ongoing). I am also a certified expert in Shoe Sniff Analysis and Emotional Support Flopping™.

When you arrive, you may notice my rigorous quality assurance technique: enthusiastic wiggling followed by soulful eye contact. Please do not be alarmed. This is simply standard protocol to ensure maximum comfort levels.

Should you need additional support during your session, I will be available for on-demand snuggles at no extra charge.

Thank you for choosing LIFE Solutions. I look forward to serving you with excellence (and maybe just a little chaos).

Respectfully,
Mali, C.E.C.C.